Okay, no more playing around. This thing's booked. We're going to Vancouver (and Vancouver Island) for my birthday - direct flights booked this afternoon and the first leg of our trip booked this evening.
Our itinerary is even shaping up as follows:
2 nights in Vancouver at the Sheraton Vancouver Wall Centre
2 nights in Victoria at the Magnolia Hotel & Spa
3 nights in Tofino or Ucluelet - lodging TBD
2 nights in Vancouver - lodging TBD